Oh…Hello there!

I hadn’t spotted you yet. Were you waiting for me to say something, or were you going to leap up on me? Oh well - either way, I’ve seen you now. So I win. I suppose you want to know what’s going on here, really, don’t you? Well - that could be hard to explain. Welcome to my mind. Essentially, everything you see here will be easy to understand, and over in a flash. A bite size chunk, if you like. So I suppose we better get started, hadn’t we?

I think I better introduce you to a few people though, first. And explain how some of the names came about. Our first introduction is of TGO or, The Gay Oracle. He’s also known as OTC Tom, or TomTom. Shame, he hasn’t actually got GPS.

“The last website I did was ages ago - for my aunty - she runs K Y Associates,” I said, perfectly innocently, one day. I mean, it’s only a company with a woman’s name at the beginning! I never thought I’d get a reaction to it other than “Oh, so why not?” or something simliar, questioning my lack of creative HTML bulemia, onto the Internets.

But oh no, Tom knew that more was expected of him: “Sounds like a detective agency.”

“Are they involved in any way with the Madieline McCann story?”

Now you’ve met two people who are going to show up quite a bit, you can relax. I know some people don’t like meeting new people - even if it is only in their head. Imaginary friends, maybe?

And if you’re not confused yet what this site is actually supposed to be, or what the hell this post is about, then you’ll just have to push it to the back of your mind till tomorrow, because I’ve got some maths to do now.